why asshole-ism is fun…

March 30, 2010 at 5:15 pm (chuckles, plagiarized)

“Today I felt so bored that I felt like dressing up as the grim reaper and go knocking on every window of the local retirement home.”

LOL

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a little humor i found online

February 27, 2010 at 1:43 am (chuckles, plagiarized)

a lizard fell on the table:

smart kid: oh! Reptila scinidae!
sassy girl: ewe! lizard!
‘cool’ dude: shit bro! zard!
rich kid: yuck! lacoste!

the oriental one: Dude! Lunch!

I know it’s racist but i still think it’s funny :)

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something that literally made me LOL

January 16, 2010 at 9:14 pm (chuckles, comic relief, plagiarized)

3 Easiest Ways to Die:

1. Puff a cigarette daily
- You’ll die 10 years earlier.

2. Get drunk daily
- You’ll die 30 years earlier.

3. Love someone who doesnt love you back
- You’ll die daily.

HAHAHAHA omg… Something i chanced upon online

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birdies (BY MY FRIEND KJELTI KOH)

April 27, 2009 at 10:37 pm (heart warmers, metaphors, musings, plagiarized)

No one is free; even the birds are chained to the sky.

We are all bound by the things, or the ones we love. We all serve different gods, big G or small g. We are enslaved by ourselves, even; thoughts, emotions, infatuations, addictions. These things, they are simply the by-product of our imperfect being, catalysed by this imperfect world that we inhabit. We even created society, the result of us setting aside personal goals and dreams, compromising on our own freedom, merely the product of our unfair exchange of our freedom, for a government and its laws. We traded our rights for an unspoken social contract, that if followed closely leads to no reward, but if broken results in the destruction of oneself. Life is not fair.

There is a species of bird that inhabits the air from the moment it can fly. Its wings that are meant for liberation are the very things that chain it to the sky. The sky is central to its well-being; she is destined to soar with the wind, and yet there is betrayal, for when its life finally culminates in death, it is shunned by the heavens, allowed merely to fall, unmajestically to the ground, its plummeting shape reminiscent of a teardrop from heaven. The chain has been broken, a timely reminder only felt in its progeny, who must bear the consequences before being allowed to face the same rite of passage, and find peace.

Are we not like the bird? We can only find release in our death. The passing on from this world to the next should be all but a sombre occasion, for the departed has finally moved on, away from what tied them to this world. Such is the irony of this earth. We find joy in experiencing life, which only serves as a constant reminder to the pain and the anguish of the broken-hearted, the broken-spirited. We fear the one thing that is our only escape. Should we not then, brave reader, embrace death like a lover, once lost, and is now found? Should we not seek to know death, and prepare for its imminent arrival with fanfare and glory, instead of weeping with great sorrow? Should not death be had with peace, joy held until the last moment?

Rejoice! For you have now reached the end of the road. Morbidity and sepulchral attitudes are put away, kept forever in a box. A Pandora it shall be, a warning for all who intend on hindering anyone from finding death.

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the blessed tree is no stump

April 10, 2009 at 11:53 am (chuckles, musings, plagiarized)

it’s interesting how the same thing can mean different things to different people…

i received one comment on my post the blessed tree and thank goodness it was detected as spam…

it’s quite funny, actually… made me laugh. n.n

so iL post it here…

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hahaha…

talk about lost in translation…

they actually thought the blessed tree i was referring to was the down there one… hahaha… lol-ness… ==”

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a dance to share

March 13, 2009 at 10:01 pm (metaphors, plagiarized)

check this out. my current favourite dance. n.n

Performed by: Chelsie and Mark

Choreography by: Mia Michaels

ENJOY!!! n.n

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white men are colored

December 29, 2008 at 3:59 am (plagiarized)

THIS WAS WRITTEN BY A BLACK GENTLEMAN IN TEXAS.

COLORED FOLKS

WHEN I BORN, I BLACK,
WHEN I GROW UP,I BLACK,
WHEN I GO IN SUN, I BLACK,
WHEN I COLD, I BLACK,
WHEN I SCARED,I BLACK,
WHEN I SICK, I BLACK.
AND WHEN I DIE, I STILL BLACK.

YOU WHITE FOLKS…..

WHEN YOU BORN, YOU PINK,
WHEN YOU GROW UP, YOU WHITE,
WHEN YOU GO IN SUN, YOU RED,
WHEN YOU COLD,YOU BLUE,
WHEN YOU SCARED, YOU YELLOW,
WHEN YOU SICK, YOU GREEN,
WHEN YOU BRUISED, YOU PURPLE,
AND WHEN YOU DIE, YOU GRAY.

SO WHO YOU CALLIN’ COLORED FOLKS?

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